I called R yesterday as he was driving back from a Superbowl party with M. M wanted to talk, and this is how it went.
M: Mom? Hey, Mom?
M: Sometimes big dogs cwash into you.
K: Oh, did you see Heather's dogs and they knocked you over?
M: Yeah. Mom?
K: What, buddy?
M: Hey, Mom?
K: M, what!?
M: Mom? What are you doing, Mom?
K: Oh, I'm on the computer, checking my email.
K: Because I like to check and see who wrote to me.
M: What are you doing?
K: I'm still on the computer.