Things M Says (Part 26)

M, while dancing to Metallica: "Mom, now there are LOTS of ninjas doing cartwheels around me."

So. Awesome.

Things M Says (Part 25)

me: "M, you need to pick up all this paper money, because E will rip it up."

M: "I don't like that idea."

me: "I know, but it must be done!"

M: "I reaaaally don't like this idea!"

me: "Well, you still need to do it."

M: "Mom, if you say that again, even when you're 45, I will still not pick these up. I will go with my dad to find a new family, and I will not clean these up!"

me: *eyeroll*

Things E Says (Part Six)

E, whenever R is around, or even when he's not, or even when E sees a picture of R, or every time E talks on a phone, or whenever E pretends some other toy IS a phone: "Da-deeeee!"

Things M Says (Part 24)

M, while blowing bubbles in his kefir soda with a straw: "Mom, bubbles are so amazing. I know a lot about bubbles. I am an artist. If you breathe air into this straw, then bubbles come up from the bottom!"

me: "So you're a bubble artist?"

M: "Yeah, sure am."

Another Guest Post over at The Exponent

You can read my second guest post over at The Exponent here. The first one I did last year is here.

Things M Says (Part 23)

while making a train track shape on the carpet:

M: "Mom, this is the most amazing thing I have ever made in my whole life!"