M: Moooo-ooooommmm! E's eating a crud!!
me (in the other room, covered with raw chicken): Argh! Okay, take it out of his mouth please!
M (uncertain): Um, I can't.
me: Yes you can, just put your finger in his mouth and pull it out.
M: Okay.....AH!! E bit me!!
me (laughing, 'cause I'm sensitive like that): Sorry buddy! I'll come get it....